Cars I Never Get Behind on the Road
2009 January 8
I have compiled a list off the top of my head, of cars that you never want to get behind on the road. If you care about actually getting where you are going, never get behind one of these vehicles for any reason whatsoever! The kind of person who drives any of the following vehicles is almost certain to piss you off. I guarantee it. I have found each of these to be true time and time again, far beyond the possibility of mere coincidence.
- A minivan of any kind
- A Buick of any kind (old people are the only Buick-owners out there)
- Anyone driving and wearing a hat (always heard this–and pretty true)
- A very old “Uncle Jessie” kind of pickup truck (it is only still running because it’s never been over 35 mph)
- A PT Cruiser (the crappiest, slowest car on the road today)
