RT @prodigalsam: If I won the Powerball the first thing I’d do is buy an entire cart of groceries at Whole Foods.about 1 hour ago
Tickets are already on sale for a movie that doesn’t come out until June 14th? That’s absurd. #ManOfSteelabout 2 hours ago
My library book is due today and I’ve only read one chapter. Maybe I should stick to audio books.about 8 hours ago
Wouldn't an Enterprise starship technically be a rental?about 1 day ago
Why do my facebook friends keep inviting me to play Candy Crush Saga? I don’t want to play games on FB. I already game too much elsewhere.about 1 day ago
If Taylor Swift is the Billboard artist of the year then the state of popular music has obviously reached a low point.about 1 day ago