The iPhone version of Plants vs. Zombies is absolutely fantastic. It is likely the best iPhone game I have ever played. The desktop version is perfectly recreated on the iPhone. The touch interface fits the game like a glove. I played for hours last night. If you have an iPhone or an iPod Touch, this game is a must-have.

The movie started off in a very stupid manner. It shows the nerdy director running around gathering everyone for the premiere of the film. This entire sequence was entirely too long and unmistakably cheesy. Once the actual picture starts, it isn’t half bad at first. A couple is shown making out in a cemetery where zombies ensue. The opening is very slapstick and silly, which I actually enjoy.

Beyond the opening scenes, the movie lurches into a downhill free-fall into cheesy absurdity. The movie has musical numbers! Awful! The lead character broke into song a few times and we finally had to eject the disc. Beyond the opening scene, nothing was even slightly amusing. I was hoping this movie would be so bad that it would be good, if you know what I mean. It wasn’t even that. This movie was one of the stupidest I have ever seen in my life.